Sunday, April 26, 2009

kaxblastard on GGPO

In a word-scam

I have never seen worst glitches then in GGPO.

For one, it caters to the highest connection.
-If you have DSL, then forget it, because your opponent will be incredibly hard to target and at times he will literally just appear behind you.

The thing is, GGPO counts the best move or button pressed at that instance or state regardless of timing. So as the game progresses the server is constantly backtracking which is REALLY irritating.
I have seen opponents gain life after they took damage and even someone get a perfect after I damaged them.

They used to have replays which was TOTAL garbage.
The replays didn't show any of the skips or trips that occured during the actual game;Replays showed nothing but a smooth continuously flawless situation.-Talk about rewriting history.

Also, if you have played both kaillera and GGPO then you would be aware that yes, kaillera does have input delay and lag but these random instances are a lot closer to what a real fight would be considering the X-factors and random events that may happen in a real life brawl.
If the game skips or lags then the fighters have to pick up their balls and move forward-NOT constantly being reminded of the past.

kaillera does slow faster connections down to the slower opponent's connection which is cause for controversy.
Faster connections still prevail in all of gaming no matter what!

If you also have noticed that some tactics work in GGPO that don't in kaillera i.e.- V-ism Ryu's infinite and Zangief's 360 being dominate.
-All the shotoscrubs should have a field day in GGPO.

GGPO in my opinion needs a great deal of work and I personally have sworn it off.
When I would complain about issues people would either shrug me off or just insult me.
I would hear things like "It is in it's Beta stage." and "The next build will be better."-Don't believe it, The server/engine and emulator are inherently flawed.

As far as I am concerned they got it right the first time with kaillera.

I would not play any fighters at all if all I had was DSL and GGPO.

If however you have T1 or T3 connections you could possibly take the championship over there.

Godweapon Pwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwns GGPO and you mutts and slaves couldn't challenge the warriors that lie therein.

kaxblastard on kaillera

Some of you are aware of me and that I have coined quite a few phrases.
Well, here is the 'blastardpedia' on my catchy little words that sum up the slaves I battle on kaillera.

slaves-Someone incapable of free thought: a follower of the status quo.|i.e.-mvcfagkid

mvcfagkid-Someone who just wants to be cheap.
They will, open you up once with Magneto or Cyclops and just run you up the wall for a nice 8o hitter until your death; Or, Just Gold WarMachine/OrangeHulk nonsense.
This person fears a real challenge and cares not for strategy;They just want to make you feel angry so they can insult you outside in the lobby.

shoto-Ryu, Ken, Akuma, etc...

scrub-a person who will take the easiest route and put little effort in learning the whole cast of characters. This person pretty much just picks shotos and ends.-training.-there.

shotoscrubbary-the description of the action.

scrubbage|noun-the action of a scrub.

shotoscrub-see...[shoto+scrub]

noob-someone who is new to the game and has no clue of the system, weaknesses or defenses on a character or a situation.

KEN-easily the most picked character of all time.
No matter what game I play, be it SF4, Alpha3, or even SF3rd, Ken is the mutt of choice.
I spend more time kicking the crap out of him then any other character-and always end up taking his level-3 super.
I especially make it a point to beat this character from left pillar to right post. I make him suffer and punish him hard for his shotoscrubbary.

mutt-a player with tidbits of knowledge on a certain game. This person can get it done at times and even best a Sophomore or Senior player on any given Sunday but doesn't have the stamina for a continuously heated battle; will FEAR QUIT once a win is established.

FEAR QUIT-running from a powerful opponent:'Taking his hotdogs and leavin'!"

Remember!-"When in doubt, shotoscrub it out!"
Here is an example of a random shotoscrub...