Sunday, April 26, 2009

kaxblastard on kaillera

Some of you are aware of me and that I have coined quite a few phrases.
Well, here is the 'blastardpedia' on my catchy little words that sum up the slaves I battle on kaillera.

slaves-Someone incapable of free thought: a follower of the status quo.|i.e.-mvcfagkid

mvcfagkid-Someone who just wants to be cheap.
They will, open you up once with Magneto or Cyclops and just run you up the wall for a nice 8o hitter until your death; Or, Just Gold WarMachine/OrangeHulk nonsense.
This person fears a real challenge and cares not for strategy;They just want to make you feel angry so they can insult you outside in the lobby.

shoto-Ryu, Ken, Akuma, etc...

scrub-a person who will take the easiest route and put little effort in learning the whole cast of characters. This person pretty much just picks shotos and ends.-training.-there.

shotoscrubbary-the description of the action.

scrubbage|noun-the action of a scrub.

shotoscrub-see...[shoto+scrub]

noob-someone who is new to the game and has no clue of the system, weaknesses or defenses on a character or a situation.

KEN-easily the most picked character of all time.
No matter what game I play, be it SF4, Alpha3, or even SF3rd, Ken is the mutt of choice.
I spend more time kicking the crap out of him then any other character-and always end up taking his level-3 super.
I especially make it a point to beat this character from left pillar to right post. I make him suffer and punish him hard for his shotoscrubbary.

mutt-a player with tidbits of knowledge on a certain game. This person can get it done at times and even best a Sophomore or Senior player on any given Sunday but doesn't have the stamina for a continuously heated battle; will FEAR QUIT once a win is established.

FEAR QUIT-running from a powerful opponent:'Taking his hotdogs and leavin'!"

Remember!-"When in doubt, shotoscrub it out!"
Here is an example of a random shotoscrub...

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